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Crack!meta up close
A "seriously" evil meta. ;)  Santa made me do it.

Repetition is an effective way to emphasize key plot points. We’ve seen Kripke employ this on a subconscious level with the consistent and redundant use of symbols and color. But it seems that he’s also uses dialogue to slam home his take home points in a more overt manner. For example, we’ve heard virtually the same line of dialogue from three separate characters on three different occasions, once every season. 
 
The now dearly departed YED tells Sam in “AHBL-1” (2x21): “It’s all about you. It’s always been about you.”
 
Ketchup-demon girl in “TKAA” (3x02) repeats the YED’s words: “Don’t you get it, Sam? It’s all about you. What happened to your mom. What happened to her friends…”
 
Even Sam in “Salvation” (1x21) verbalizes this thought: “So Mom’s death, Jessica … it’s all ‘cause of me?”
 
But what “it” exactly is has yet to be defined. It’s clear that Sam is an important player. As demonstrated by his unmatched, skillful lying abilities, the way he woos women with his velvet tongue, and his ability to fake gurgle which tricks the bad guys into thinking they’re actually strangling him, Sam is clearly a triple threat to humans, angry and lobotomizing psychiatrist spirits, lamp cords, shapeshifters impersonating his brother, vampires, djinns, and demons alike. Based on the number of spirits, mythical figures, creatures, and inanimate objects pursuing him, I wondered if the roots of this plot go deeper than what Kripke has revealed. Then while watching “TKAA”, I noticed a curious figure that kept reappearing in the background of Sam’s scenes; a man that looked strangely familiar. 
 
So for your consideration, here’s further proof that, as Kripke suggests, everything is, in fact, ALL ABOUT SAM and that the back story connecting Mary’s mysterious past and the YED’s plans could have roots in early Christian myths and Germanic and Dutch folklore.
 
 
Evil Incognito?
 
In Dutch folklore, Sinterklaas--a old man with a beard, hat, and spear--kidnaps naughty children and carries them away in a large cloth bag. He closely resembles the Norse god, Odin (Wodan), who, in Germanic folklore, would each year, at Yule, set out to hunt with his fellow gods and the fallen warriors residing in his realm. Interestingly, Odin is the Norse god of war and is also associated with trickery, cunning, and deception (recall this is also one of the meanings of the color yellow, one of the colors Kripke uses to symbolize all things demonic). Most sagas have tales of Odin using his cleverness to overcome adversaries and achieve his goals. Therefore, it’s no real surprise that Odin a.k.a. Sinterklaas a.k.a. Saint Nicholas a.k.a. Santa Claus is commonly associated with yellow objects (stars), is backed by yellow flame and sometimes lit by yellow light, and also wears red (recall red is the other half of Kripke’s demonic color combination).



 

SPN caps from [info]leggyslove.  The rest were indiscriminately stolen from the internet without remorse.

Sinterklaas has been said to have magical powers that include time manipulation (which the YED also displayed) and squeezing into small spaces like chimneys and, in the case of homes without chimneys, under the cracks of doors and windowsills (not unlike demon smoke). He’s depicted below magicking a train, a seemingly harmless object. But I imagine that it’s not a short leap for him to, say, possess a lamp cord, cause knives to hurtle through the air, or pin middle-aged psychics against a wall with large objects as seen in “Home” (1x09). And once that far, it’s probably feasible he could cause massive internal hemorrhaging with his brain while simultaneously levitating a 6’4” 180 pound eating machine against a wall and mentally stave off twenty-two years of bitter frustration and unresolved feelings of rage from the man he was possessing (“Devil’s Trap” (1x22)). Santa is clearly a master at multi-tasking. 


Cap 4.
 
Furthermore, Sinterklaas has been documented in the presence of other conspicuously yellow, arguably evil creatures.

 
Cap 5.
 
Efforts by the airline industry to thwart Sinterklaas have failed despite their attempts to convince the general population otherwise. 


Cap 6.
 
Through the popular media, we’ve been lead to believe that Sinterklaas is relatively harmless, yet some of the more astute--such as Billie Bob Thorton, Bernie Mac, cherub-like preteens, and overly caffeinated elves--have long contradicted this.


Cap 7.
 
Based on color associations and the undisputable evidence outline above, it’s clear that Santa Claus is a demon incognito. However, it has yet to be determined the exact nature of his demon status. Is he a BED, a RED, a YED, or perhaps a new, yet-to-be disclosed demon underling or overlord? Compelling, you might say, but what does demonic Sinterklaas have to do with Sam?  As Kripke has driven home multiple times, it really is ALL ABOUT SAM, even Christmas.
 
 
Stalker Demon!Sinterklaas
 
There’s much evidence in “TKAA” that suggests demon!Sinterklaas is, like ketchup-demon girl, stalking Sam. In the establishing shot of the Cicero Pines Motel, the bright yellow arrow pointing down and to the left draws our eye to the rotund and stout figure of a white-bearded man whose appearance is strikingly similar to Santa Claus. Note how he has poorly disguised himself as a cowboy. This is a subtle characterization clue that shows this man is not a local and is probably not well versed in the relationship between North American culture and geography (because we all know how prolific cowboys are in Indiana). Likely your first thought was, “Is this man Dutch or German?” followed by, “He has alarmingly short legs.” But really you should stop with the internal monologues and pay more attention to the visual language of the show because this is our first clue that not all is what it seems.

 
Cap 8.
 
This old man seems rather innocuous; however, note his suspicious behavior when Sam arrives. See him hiding behind the red and yellow (demonic) sign? Only his cowboy hat is visible as if he’s purposefully concealing his face. This scene reminded me of ketchup-demon girl's stalking scene in “TMS” (3x01) where she was also behind Sam and vanished behind a man with a box.  In both cases, the stalkers hid behind something square, which seems rather significant.  Apparently, Sinterklaas has not yet fully mastered his demonic vanishing abilities, but it could be that his binging on cookies and milk makes it difficult for him to fit behind things. This is good for Sam, but unfortunately he’s too busy angsting to notice voyeur demonic!Santa. 


Cap 9.
 
Then Sinterklaas simply watches Sam as the Impala drives off. Why he doesn’t shift his gaze to the shiny car or Dean, who has very naughty intentions, is worrisome. It’s clear that Santa has got his demonic brainpowers preoccupied with Sam and is totally slacking on his naughty and nice monitoring. Looks like Dean might just luck out this Christmas. 

 
Cap 10.
 
In this scene, there’s the conspicuous pairing of red and yellow (the signs and flowers) that indicates a malicious demonic presence. But even more disturbing is when Sam is gone, so is Sinterklaas. Coincidence? You could argue that Old St. Nick made a pit stop in the bathroom or felt like grabbing a ruben and fries, but could he also be stalking Sam? Compelling evidence suggest “YES”. Read on.
 
 
Cap 11.

In the café scene with ketchup-demon girl, demonic!Santa appears yet again. Even without his cowboy disguise his ruddy cheeks makes him easily recognizable. See how Sinterklaas is once again positioned behind Sam and how the director, Phil Sgriccia, purposefully included the top of his head in this shot as if to remind the viewer of his presence. The fact that Santa lingers over Sam’s shoulder and is out of focus lends to a foreboding and slightly ominous feel, perhaps another visual clue to his true intentions. Yet, once again, Sam is too busy trying to save Dean’s life and ignoring his food to notice voyeur demonic!Santa.


Cap 12.
 
 
But more telling is that as the camera switches to a mid/long shot we get a glimpse of Santa mimicking ketchup-demon girl’s gestures--as she raises a sample of “deep-fried crack” to her mouth so does he. It’s as if they’re communicating via secret stalker demonic hand signals. It appears that this man is also a multi-tasker like Sinterklass as he’s able to eat fries and spy covertly at the same time, a very dangerous combination. Clearly great pains were taken to choreograph this scene, likely prompting viewers to unconsciously link ketchup-demon girl and Santa through their identical hand motions. We should be on guard for any choreographed movement between the ketchup demon and men lingering behind Sam in the future. 
 
This exchange also demonstrates that Katie Cassidy’s acting talents extend beyond selectively moving in slow motion and keeping her hair from sticking to lip gloss when thrashing about. Also, ketchup demon is apparently a multi-tasker and is also very dangerous. Of course, Sam is too busy clenching his jaw and flaring his nostrils for his low angle close-up shots to notice this. Sam is obviously not a multi-tasker. 

 
Cap 13.
 
As Sam examines his violated, graffiti-ed hand, Sinterklaas looks on with a curious expression. Could it be careful indifference or barely concealed curiosity or even malice?  Is he concerned for Sam?  Where do demon!Santa's loyalties lie?  What is his part in this demon war?  Did he know Mary?  Only time will tell as Kripke feeds us more visual clues.

 
Cap 14.
 
Based on Sam’s propensity for being abducted (or Dean’s tendency to lose him) and his naughty behavior (shooting and punching isn’t nice even if "they" started it), it seems that our boy wonder should take extra special care this Christmas because stalker demon!Sinterklaas is watching (although stuffing Sam into a cloth sack may be challenging). And based on “TKAA”, we should keep our eyes peeled for poorly disguised, multi-tasking old men staring at Sam from behind because Sam will be too busy saving Dean and flaring his nostrils at ketchup-demon girl to notice.  Go stalker demon!Santa!  Go show.

This meta was born out of the very serious and thoughtful conversations at [info]spnematography. Blame them.

ETA: Upon rewatching 3x02 I realized (to my horror) that ketchup-demon girl's name was not mentioned.  My sincere apologies to anyone who I might've spoiled by mentioning it in this meta.  It was unintentional and I'm sorry.  I've removed all mention of her name.  Uh ... hopefully because this is a crack!meta nobody took me seriously to begin with.

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[info]iceandlime wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 12:31 am (UTC)
This made my day. I think I love you a bit.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 01:00 am (UTC)
Oh, good ... I majored in "day making", so it's good to know that I'm actually using my education. ;)

You icon is hilarious! The expression on Sam's face... *laughs and chokes*
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[info]blackjedii wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
oh gods... this is wonderful...

*puts this in memories*
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it! :)

After spying Santa strolling behind Sam outside the motel, I just couldn't resist. And if any fandom can laugh at itself, it's this one. I think there needs to be more crack!meta to balance out the angst and seriousness.
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[info]alias_chick wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
WOW! I didn't notice half that stuff, and just.. WOW! I loved this crack!meta!! Oh the evils of Santa! *gets ready to ward her place from this evil menace come Christmas :D
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 06:09 am (UTC)
Crack!meta is fun, isn't it? *grins*

Just resort to diversionary tactcis like setting out cookies and milk and stalker demon!Santa be t0o distracted to reek any havoc. At least this works for Dean. ;)
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[info]kentawolf wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
*dies from laughter, then is ressurected by a deal Dean made with the Crossroads Demon, and dies again from laughter, leaving Dean distraught and unable to process this plot-hole*

I literally laughed out loud at this.

I can't believe you made the stalker Demon!Santa meta. It's beautiful. I would be quoting too many lines in my comment, but rest assured all of them are exquisite. Brilliant.

[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 06:13 am (UTC)
I can't believe that I wrote this thing either! LOL! Something must be going around LJ because I'm plotting out the beginnings of a very cracky crack!something (what I have no clue ... can there be crack!picspams?) about Sammessiah and his all-male evil enabler competition cheerleading squad for [info]sammessiah XD!

I'm glad you liked this. You're responsible, after all. :) *hugs you*
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[info]thenyxie wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Bwah! I love you for this! *G*

Also? I'm not sure you're entirely wrong about this guy, because holy crap, I didn't notice ANY of that. I mean, probably not about the Santa Clause part, but maybe he IS someone? *L* Hmmm... probably not. But his suspicious behavior by the sign sure is weird.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)
Yay, love! :)

With all the peculiar extras and their "weird" behavior as well as the hilarious props (motel rooms, heh), the crack potential of this show is endless.

but maybe he IS someone

Yes, maybe he's really JFK. ;)
[info]meret wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 05:49 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha! You're a genius! :)
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 06:22 am (UTC)
You're a genius!

Wow, really? *looks around* When did that happen? :)

But seriously, thanks for the compliment. I'm glad you got a chuckle out of this. I had fun writing it, probably more than what's legally allowed.
[info]hugemind wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 08:41 am (UTC)
ROFL! What heck have I been doing to miss this? I didn't even notice Santa anywhere. Oh, wait... yes, I was probably staring at the pretty. Oops.

appears that this man is also a multi-tasker like Sinterklass as he’s able to eat fries and spy covertly at the same time

Dude. Fries and ketchup. Yellow and red. Just sayin'.

we should keep our eyes peeled for poorly disguised, multi-tasking old men staring at Sam from behind

What about women? Mrs. Santa? We shouldn't be partial to one gender...

*gets serious for a moment* I love how the repeated lines give us more details about it as the series progresses. First, it causes the deaths of Jess and Mary. Then it has always been about Sam. And then it's big enough to get Mary's friends/family killed. Next, it takes over the world.

Damn I love this fandom! And you are an ev0l genius! I'd bow at your feet, but that might not go so well with the Demon Messiah...
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, wait... yes, I was probably staring at the pretty. Oops.

Darn The Pretty for being so distracting! The show must've figured out that we're trying to decode Kripke's clues and is trying to throw us off. ;)

Fries and ketchup. Yellow and red.

LOL! So they are! This just goes to show that pretty much anything can be overinterpreted and "cracked out". *sniggers* Awesome.

What about women? Mrs. Santa? We shouldn't be partial to one gender...

Oo. Well, you know women are about 10000000000 times more cunning and devious than their male counterparts. Could stalker demon!Santa just be doing overlord demoness!Mrs.Claus's dirty work? Or maybe *gasp* Mary's spirit zoomed up to the North Pole at the end of "Home" and got reincarnated as a demoness that married hunters pay hommage to by hanging bald, naked, baby dolls from lamps. *struggles to keep a straight face* Maybe Mary IS Mrs. Claus! *lowers voice* I bet this is Kripke's big reveal for this season.

Next, it takes over the world.

*is serious too* Actually, Ruby's monologue at the end was full of uber significant lines:

“Don’t you get it, sam? It’s all about you. What happened to your mom. What happened to her friends. They’re trying to cover up what he did to you … not all demons are the sam, same, not all of us want the same thing.”

I'm fascinated by the bolded line. First of all, who is "they"? Other demons aligned with the dead!YED? Some unrevealed demon sect? If Ruby was on the same side as the "theys" then why didn't she say "we"? And if Ruby is really trying to "help" Sam as she says, then can we assume that the "theys" have malicious intentions and covering up what the YED did is bad? Or are "they" trying to protect Sam from others (other demons? Ruby?)? And why kill HUMANS who knew only Mary and wouldn't had knowledge of baby!Sam's blood contamination because Mary died two seconds after discovering that fact? Wouldn't it make more sense to kill all of John's family/friends being that he was the survivor who would be mostly likely to blab about finding Mary burning on the ceiling? Unless, there's something else that happened to Sam before the YED blood incident that Mary knew about. Hmm. *rubs chin* That would explain her "It's you!" line. I'm betting that Sam was psychic before the YED blood incident and was somehow deemed special (Rosie was probably psychic before the YED's visit, too). Then the YED stormed in and marked him with his blood and everything went to hell literally.

Sorry for the brain puke there. My fingers just kept typing.

but that might not go so well with the Demon Messiah...

I wouldn't dream of competiting with Sammessiah. ;) Plus, his feet are probably much prettier to bow at. I'm working on a Sammessiah and his evil enabler all-male competition cheerleading squad crack!picspam! *giggles* This fandom should be illegal, it's so cracktastic.
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[info]theoret wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 11:40 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA, ILU. Crack!meta is maybe my new favorite thing in the world. Mmmm. Cracktastic.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reading and leaving your thoughts. :)

Crack is pretty addicting, eh? I hope more people get addicted start writing it. The world needs more harmless crack.
[info]allie_quixotic wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)
lol This was great. crack!meta is the best.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

I think I'm becoming a fast proponent of crack!meta. Hmm, does that make me a pusher/dealer? Downward spiral...this fandom is going to be the end of me. ;)
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[info]yourlibrarian wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
It’s clear that Sam is an important player. As demonstrated by his unmatched, skillful lying abilities, the way he woos women with his velvet tongue, and his ability to fake gurgle which tricks the bad guys into thinking they’re actually strangling him, Sam is clearly a triple threat to humans, angry and lobotomizing psychiatrist spirits, lamp cords, shapeshifters impersonating his brother, vampires, djinns, and demons alike.

Loved that.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 05:38 pm (UTC)
Glad you found this entertaining. Thanks for reading. :)
[info]sadelyrate wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 07:40 pm (UTC)
*is catching up with the fandom*

Your crack is the A-grade stuff.
That's all.

*glee*

Thank You. So bookmarked for future just so we can come back later and adore how right you were.

:)
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. Glad you thought it was up to par. :)

we can come back later and adore how right you were

LOL! Me being right about stalker demon!Santa?! That would be pretty hilarious (that I was "right", but a stalker demon!Santa would also be pretty amusing).

Imagine wee!Sam being terrorized by evil Santa. :( Perhaps that's why he's afraid of clowns. You know, demonic!Santa/clown or demonic!clown/Santa they're all the same.
[info]tj_smartz wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
*snorts coffee over the computer* Oh god, [info]sadelyrate linked this in a comment over at [info]sammessiah and I was being nosey and decided to have a look. I am SO GLAD I did. This has made my work day. I giggled and snorted alot and once more my collegues think I am nuts! So glad your on our evil cheersquad!
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
Horray for "noseiness" and snorting! I love it when people snort when they laugh (probably because I do it). :) And, hey, that's why all those comments are public, so we can all zoom around on LJ and see what people are up to. *is shameless nosey, too*

And it warms my heart when I'm the reason people think others are slightly crazy. I'm just spreading the insanity around a little more. ;)

I'm limbering up for the evil enabler cheersquad. I have my special red and yellow cheer panties handy. GO TEAM EVIL! *herkie jump with jazz hands*
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(Anonymous) wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2007 06:32 am (UTC)
Santa's Supernatural Role
Oh, my word! Honestly, lovey. You've gone completely round the bend... and more! You even got Santa involved!

All these captions, pictures and detailed commentaries.... Supernatural Gone Nutters!

No wonder you are such a love.

Hugs from London
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 17th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Santa's Supernatural Role
Well, you know, bastardizing early Christian figures is one of my favorite hobbies. I do it whenever I can. That and three-legged milk jug racing. ;)

*hugs back* Hope all is well on your side of the pond!
[info]dianne_37 wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what to say. Other than, maybe Santa is actually like the good fairy in Sleeping Beauty and he's going to eventually undo all the evil stuff the other fairies, aka, Demons did. Sam won't 'prick his finger and die'. He'll merely prick his finger and 'Sleep' until some lucky girl that no doubt, fans will hate, kisses him and wakes him up and they will live happily ever after. Okay, now seriously dude, you have me thinking! As for our poor Dean, it'll take more than a kiss to save him and I think he'd not like whiskers anyway if there was no chick to kiss him and Santa ended up having to do it. For once he'd say, 'chick flick moment please!!'
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Your comments reminded me of this meta.

http://missyjack.livejournal.com/114173.html

Have you read it?

He'll merely prick his finger and 'Sleep' until some lucky girl that no doubt, fans will hate...

*chuckles* So I sense you are a Ruby hater already?

And as far as Dean goes, I think he'll need more than a peck on the cheek from Santa to be spared from hell. ;) Poor doomed boy, beyond the reach of the joy of X-mas. Maybe the Easter bunny can help him instead or maybe the tooth fairy. *nudgenudgewinkwink*
[info]dianne_37 wrote:
Oct. 20th, 2007 12:12 am (UTC)
ooo
No, never read any other metas than yours, but now that I have read this one, it's very reassuring to know that great minds think alike. Oh, I guess that means I've found the brain and it's aliiiive!
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 22nd, 2007 05:50 am (UTC)
Re: ooo
:) Good, that must mean you have the brain because I sure don't.
(Anonymous) wrote:
Oct. 25th, 2007 04:43 am (UTC)
Wow thid meta totally rules! BT, you hsve talent. I would pay to read your metas! Fellas, don't you all agree. What do you say you start charging a fee? I'd definetely pay $10 a month to be a member! For all you Meta reading type, if you agree, I'll start a PayPal account to accept membership dues.
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Oct. 25th, 2007 08:08 am (UTC)
*dies laughing*

"Fellas"?!? Leave It To Beaver rules and apparently so do you, Wally. *snort*

Nice try Mr. Sonotincognito. I know where you live so you better be nice on LJ to me. ;) But, you know, if you want to pay me for goofing off even more on my computer then let me just open that Pay Pal account for you. You can be my sole financier.

You are such a dork. :) *loves you*
[info]darkspectre wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
LOL, wow!

This is awesome. *bookmarks.*
[info]bowtrunckle wrote:
Dec. 5th, 2007 05:20 am (UTC)
Thanks for stopping by and reading. :) Glad you got a laugh.

Your icon is awesome. *laughs at Sam's concentrated expression*
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