Billie Bowtrunckle (bowtrunckle) wrote,
Billie Bowtrunckle

SPN 8x14

Dear Show,

Thanks for deciding to start the season half way through. It was really a haha-funny-but-not-bait-and-switch joke to stick in those first 10 episodes and then warm us up with the past three as if to say, "JUST KIDDING! Don't quit me I'm totally awesome still. Let me show you." You and all your fuzzy flashbacks and mad brothers who were mad really had us going. It's good to know that you're maybe not suffering from dissociative identity disorder and/or dementia and/or depression anymore, but if you are please don't make the car disappear again. Or take Dean's bedroom away. Or make Sam wear shirts. Also, don't injure, maim, burn, torture, dehair, or give the boys anymore pretend/just kidding/AU STDs. But it would be okay to make both the them nearsighted or farsighted or one of them nearsighted and the other one farsighted (you know, then they'd really be the perfect pair), so they'd have to wear glasses even in their sleep. The occasional instance of choking against the wall or by an animated coat of armor, lamp cord, Tulpa with an axe, or a strangely huge extra playing a demon is okay, I guess, but only if there's hugging and/or concerned looks afterward followed by some crying and beer-bottle clinking. And having Dean show Sam how to fix the Impala while not talking about anything of significance during long moments of great significance wouldn't hurt either. Oh, and lens flares are okay, too, but only during Big Damn Hero Moments. And as long as I have your attention, I'd also like to congratulate you on your super early renewal because it means that you'll have another season to make it up to us for the first 10 episode of this season and also those missing 6 episode from S3 when all your writers were forced to stand outside with hand-drawn signs and giant coffees and not write anything except fanfiction. So Show take your meds, get plenty of sleep, use safety scissors, don't stick tweezers in weird places, and keep being awesome.


P.S. When in doubt just stick in some brother touching and nobody will notice anything else.

P.P.S. Any day with Dean's amulet reveal. You know, the one where Sam drags it out of his pocket that he's been hiding it in for the last 3, 4, 5 years ... what year is it supposed to be ... 2015? a long time and gives it back to Dean. Who cries.

On a more serious note: OMG, you guys!!!!!! Freaking glasses! *raids Lens Crafters and shoves everything into a FedEx box addressed to the Props Dept.* :D :D :D

ETA: I know it's been years since the silly showed up at this journal. But I'm totally being serious in a dumb way here. The reality is that I enjoyed this episode to the moon and back and am finally excited about this season and its potential. So I guess when I'm excited about Show I get ridiculously stoopid and puke out ridiculously stoopid posts that are serious in stoopidly not serious ways. :) Also, welcome new flisters! I'm not always so glib.

ETA x 2: And I just had to repost this from growyourwings because it's so gloriously old school Sam-n-Dean that's not old school Sam-n-Dean anymore:

*ugly cries sloppy tears* ILU, Show. *chin wobble*
Tags: 8x14, spn
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